i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
40s are totally the cure
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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