Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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