Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Ketchup is God's man juice
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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