its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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