We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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