Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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