pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
She said her name was "party"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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