fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
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Focus
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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