my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
But I just had this pork p�t�. It was dick grabbing.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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