Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
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