Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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