i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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