This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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