Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
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I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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