i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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