I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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