11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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