Whoa Z and x make the same sound
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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