Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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