stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Randomize
