We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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