porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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