Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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