pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I need to stop coming to work sober
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
