When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
