I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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