come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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