I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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