Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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