This dress was meant to end up on your floor
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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