Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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