The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
How did I end up in the pool?!
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i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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