I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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