Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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