In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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