You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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