What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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