he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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