i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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