Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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