there's paper in my vomit.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I'm at about main and main street
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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