This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
My cat gives me a boner
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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