I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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