It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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