Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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