Your mouth is God's brothel.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
