Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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