Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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