he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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