So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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